Qrgasmic Unicorn Pre-Ride Questionnaire

[  ] I am 18 or over.   Your Name: ________________________                  I am from ________________________

Circle if you are allergic to:   Anti-Bacterial Soap     Baby Oil    Latex gloves/condoms   Peril   Water Based Lube

[  ] I have you read/reviewed the “Frequently Asked Questions” and understand the nature of the Ride.

[  ] I authorize the following partner/friend(s) to participate as Green Horns: ________________________________

[  ] I require all Green Horns/Spectators to strip down to the same state of undress as me.  [A Riders’ suggestion]

The crack-wash:  [  ] Water wash with antibacterial soap. [  ] Use handy Wipes. [  ] Skip the crack-wash.

The Unicorn Wrangler will help you Work up a RIDE PLAN, demonstrate how to use the controls, help you mount the Unicorn and assist you through the Ride.  You will call the Wrangler “Sir”, “Master” or “Mistress” as appropriate.

The Ride will end when YOU or the Wrangler decide it’s over.

REMEMBER: YOU CONTROL THE RIDE –The SAFE WORD is RED and we have installed a JOY STICK with an ALL STOP position.  The Wrangler will instruction you on its usage. You are encouraged to use body language, yelps, grunts, groans, OMGs or moans to approve or disapprove of where the Ride is going.

The Wrangler will review this questionnaire, conduct an interview before the RIDE.  Feel free to ask questions.  You may ask to see just how an instrument looks and feels during the interview.

The Wrangler will show you the various instruments and tailor the RIDE PLAN with your input.  We don’t want any misunderstandings.

Do you squirt?     [  ] Yes    [  ] No           [  ] Haven’t yet             [  ] Please Coach me                   [  ] What‘s squirting?

List any Check Points/Boundaries below:  NOTE: Moving the Joystick RIGHT is a signal to the Wrangler to move on to the next OK or ASK First item that is so checked. Circle the OK box with S=Soft, M=Medium, H=Hard

Check Points [MENU]	Degree	YES	No	Ask First		Check Points [MENU]		Yes	No	Ask First
						Vaginal Dildo Insertion
Butt Massage (Hand)	S   M   H					Anal Dildo Insertion
Butt Massage (Vibrator)	S   M   H					Thermo-Orgasm
Spanking	S   M   H					Let’s Try to Squirt
Paddling	S   M   H					Partner Chocolate Lick
Flogging	S   M   H					Horse Whip, Wax, Clamps…
Whipping	S   M   H
Anal Oil Massage
Vaginal Fingering*
Anal Fingering*
G-Spot Fingering

*All fingering is done with a glove & water-based lube.  We are careful not to mix Vaginal and Anal fingers.

I have completed this and consent to the ride. Your initials ____________  Date ____________ Witness ____________